Lol I'm brainstorming to think of a better blog title but the only one that I think is suitable for this blog post other than that was "B*tches". So I decided to go with this.

[ WARNING : This blog post may contain a lot of vulgarity, do pardon me. KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN'S REACH. ] lol

So what makes me so mad?

Now that I'm getting bigger ( wouldn't say I'm older ), I've came across all sorts of people out there in the society. You're bound to find some who just aren't your cup of tea. It's perfectly normal. There are the stingy ones who just want the credit to themselves, the bossy ones who wanna rule every human in this planet. But what pisses me off the most are these girls I'm about to talk/ write below.

The other nickname for these girls are hiao po but if you don't understand that, yea it is equivalent to what people call a female dog.


1) Miss-must-know-it-all

She just has to know every damn thing there is out there. Everything. But since curiosity kills the cat, I'm not really pissed with these kinda girls 'cause it's human nature to wanting to know more. BUT some "beh kia paiseh" (shameless) ones will still stick there even if you gave clear indications or vibes that tells "This is OUR secret."

Now, I understand that either they are clueless, or they are just completely dumb. I won't put the blame on the teller's side for not giving clearer indications cause that'll just be plain mean right? There are also the type with sharp hearing skills that can hear what you whispered 10 km away. One minute you're sharing this secret with your friend, the other split milli-second the person budge in and comment something on it. The most "challenging" part in this is that you won't even know when they're overhearing everything that you're saying.

Now you see me, now you don't. Now I hear you, I'll still be able to hear you. SURPRISE.


2) Attention seekers

Now, this is where my anger rises.

It's normal for girls wanting guy's attention or just that one guy who they like to take notice of them, so they dress up cutely or speaking cutely or make up to impress the guys. I'm NOT against this because it is normal to do so.

But what I'm against with is that when they don't know the border line to stop.

Research has shown some girls voices tend to go a few keys or even one octave higher than how they usually speak when they talk to their crushes. But sadly some girls speak 5 octaves higher. And I'm not even exaggerating.

"Can't you see that I'm cute?" Cute voice, cute pose, blinking eyes with magnified coloured lenses, 72 layers of foundation, lipstick all over it, 5 layers of eyeliner and messed up mascara with fake eyelashes that doesn't even stick properly.

Ughh.

There are also the skinny ones out there who always, ALWAYS complain that they are fat. Now for you attention seekers out there:

This is in fact my first time posting a meme.

And the worst part is after a guy genuinely stood up for you, just modestly accept their gratitude or if not, just shyly thank them. DON'T YOU GO ON YAPPING YOU'RE FAT AND UGLY. I really do sympathize guys in this matter.

There's another thing I don't understand about make up too. One make up to look nicer and to impress a guy, no? But why am I having a perception that some make up to scare them away instead. Maybe because they applied 50 different colours of eye shadow on one eyelid. Just maybe you know?


3) Selfie and Photoshop


In this era of globalization, I'm telling you this: Do not fall for the photos you see on social media. With inventions like the camera meant for selfie and all gadgets like Meitu or Fotorus on smart phones, with the hands of a pro editor, you can turn a photo of a duckling to a swan. Not forgetting the mother of all photoshop app - Adobe photoshop lol.

It's not wrong for you to use them to edit your photos. That's what the apps are invented for. The developers LOVE you for using it. They are great apps to improve your physical features and to even boost one's confidence. I repeat, no harm at all. I like using Meitu and fotorus too.

BUT

the problems steps in after someone posted a photo of their perfectly photoshop-ed photo on social media WITH THIS CAPTION: "No make up, no filter nor photoshop. Morning loves! #sunshine #lovelyday #happyday #missyou #loveyou #potd #ootd" or some hardcore irrelevant hashtags.

I have no words for this.

And then there are those who know the perfect angle to take a selfie. Ohh pardon me, a "boobfie".

If you wanna show off how big it is, forget the push-ups, just wear a bikini or go nude. Simple as that. Seriously, why can't you learn to love yourself?


4) The loner stealer


Being unable to stand for being forever alone, some girls have the thought of screwing everyone who are in a relationship. Their target: the boys.

They can just barge in when the couple are having a nice chit chat. And flirt with them and nudge them and fake cute laughs and talk about their text messages RIGHT IN FRONT of the boy's girlfriend, without even looking at the poor girl. Gentleman would kindly ask the girl to back off. Scumbags and douche bags would completely shift their focus onto the girl.

"Hey remember I told you about the movie? I don't wanna go alone. I'll feel lonely. Say why don't you come?" *completely ignoring the existence of the girlfriend* And if they get what they wanted, THEN they'll make eye contact with the girl friend with the sweetest *cough* smile.

Every girl knows what's behind that smile of hers.

Full of evil that reads "Hah. I won."

Well, go get yourself a boyfriend. Ohh wait, you can't. *flips hair*



5) The I'm-super-close-with-all-the-guys girls

If you truly have many male friends and are super close with them, it's totally fine. But that doesn't mean you can do what normally a couple do to all your friends. For example:

*Giggles* Why you so funny one? *nudge* *more giggle* *blink eyes for a thousand times* *wink*

Especially when you have a boyfriend. I really do pity him.

Talk normally at a normal distance like how you talk with your female friends. You don't need to go upclose and as though you're gonna kiss him. When you want to bend over, if you know your boobs are enormous, cover your cleavage with one hand. If you know you skirt is too short, try to be careful while you bend over. But NOOOO, you just have to bend over a table, with your booty facing perfectly in front of another guy while squeezing out your boobs with your arm.

*facepalm*

Don't memper"siasuey"kan kaum wanita okay? Don't let guys have the impression that all girls are this easy or cheap.


I would like to say again that not all girls out there are like that. There are millions out there who are such a perfect role model. I'm just sharing the type of girls that I have encountered and find them a headache because they simply aren't self-cautious. Love yourself and protect yourself. Yes looks are important. In fact it starts most of the relationship out there like friendship or even love but what holds them is your inner beauty. Change for the better. Cheers.

xoxo